Hottest BMW I've ever seen on ebay RIGHT NOW!

[Pimpsolo]

Awww yeah boyee, this is your forum's gangsta checkin in. I wanted to share with you all this HOTT find. Just TRY to outbid me!

:puke:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-3-Series-1997-CUSTOM-318TI-M3-BODY-KIT-18-RIMS-FL-BEAUTY_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6007QQihZ001QQit emZ110001493455QQrdZ1

Oh god this is the worst bmw I have ever seen in my entire life. It can not be topped.

[Coco Savage]

:chair: :nono:

[kelso]

readint it im thinkin, chrome wheels- they can be replaced and sold... never smoked in good..... then i looked a the pictures. automatic, ugly interior, wtf is with the interior "mods"? shopping at walmart or something? the skulls? the wing....on a hatchback....are you ****ing serious. somebody shoot this guy

[Cobb_Web]

Its like a mix of ghetto fabulous and whtie trash.

It had me a little bit until the wheel and the skulls on the doors.

[David A]

:drool:

[Mr.bimmerPuck]

Eww:puke: :bling: :bukkake: :piss: :autobunny: :thumbd: :thanks: :germanflag:

[LDadrenaline]

The 318 is like the slowest bmw too.... I was expecting the title to be

Hawt BMW highly modded, fast and the furious

[kelso]

but its a ti which is the best handling one.... that particular one is excluded from any performance ocnversation which may take place...

[BMWgiant]

I love that to top it off, it's also an automatic :puke:

[Pimpsolo]

The 318 is like the slowest bmw too.... I was expecting the title to be

Hawt BMW highly modded, fast and the furious

I guess that'd be more accurate, but less sarcastic. I know there could be a whole subforum for ricy cars or whatever. But honestly, this is one of the worst cars I've ever seen. That hood scoop? Oh God. And if you didn't notice, check out the spoiler picture. For some reason it appears that he put one of those fake side exhaust things from Walmart ON THE TRUNK????? My mind is blown. http://img506.imageshack.us/img506/6296/emotdoh3lk.gif I couldn't make it up. Does not compute.

[SlickShift]

:chair: :banghead: :chair: :banghead: :chair: :banghead:

He forgot to do the roundel delete/honda emblem replacement mod. :thumbd:

[Gator911]

The skulls or whatever on the doors are tubular!

[Burnricers]

On top or being a complete idiot and ruining a fine car, he decides to take a close up picture of his license plate for all the f*ckin world to see... moron.

[///Mental]

you know how those black ti's roll..... :gay:

[AlpineE30]

I have known of many E30s to out handle ti's, but this "car" is a disgrace to BMW, I believe whoever is actually bidding on it should just, heaven forbid, DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!, ok that was a little dramatic but you get the point....

[Goldfinger]

Someone buy it and burn it in front of the dumb ass.:chair:

[JonnyChimpO]

:puke: well its in fl. lets find it and burn, scarific it to the bmw gods for forgiveness of such a horrid thing.:roll:

[SlickShift]

Burning it to the ground FTW :evil:

[JCapelo]

id rock it...

i need a "Fast" car

[Variance]

I believe whoever is actually bidding on it should just, heaven forbid, DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!, ok that was a little dramatic but you get the point....

If the bidding stays low enough, it'd be worth getting and removing all the crap. You're right though, anyone not planning to do so needs to die a horrible and painful death, along with the seller.

[RPM Photography]

Saw this while driving around with Kenny yesterday:


http://www.rpm-photography.com/FloridaGerman/Other/LN3F3523.jpg
http://www.rpm-photography.com/FloridaGerman/Other/LN3F3524.jpg

[BMWgiant]

M3ti FTW!!!

[JCapelo]

it doesnt look that bad.....ya its a little riced but with little adjustments that could look nice...

as for the one on ebay! threw up 6 times

[LDadrenaline]

it doesnt look that bad.....ya its a little riced but with little adjustments that could look nice...

as for the one on ebay! threw up 6 times

little adjustments meaning.... removal of all m badges, the ugly wing, and the a$s pounding exhaust.....

[chris]

dude, that thing is terrible. we get some pics and send them out to the engineers in Munich, to see what they think of our floridian rendition of their car. So trashy. This fool needs to stick to tricking out cavaliers and sunfires!!!
chris

[prophecy]

Saw this while driving around with Kenny yesterday:

http://www.rpm-photography.com/FloridaGerman/Other/LN3F3523.jpg
http://www.rpm-photography.com/FloridaGerman/Other/LN3F3524.jpg

Wow. Are those m3 gill stickers? and the front quarterpanel looks wrecked. what the ****.

WHYYYYY

[silver-e34]

its a ti enough said :lol:

[The Weiner]

at least its not a 318ti ................oh wait ................nevermind

[TheDarkSide]

:cry: Poor cars

[carguy101]

U kno as they say money doesn't neccesarily breed taste:roll: but wit a few changes the red one wouldn't be too bad. well... its still a ti

[kelso]

the stickers are pretty terrible but wtf is with that exhaust?! thats got to be the gheyest part of that car by far. and quit hatin on the hatches!

[SlickShift]

Without the ///M sideskirts and badges the car would be alright.

[TheDarkSide]

Eh, I guess :dunno: hard to tell with all of the mess.

[TheDarkSide]

Sideskirts are fine, the holes look gay.

[Variance]

Yeah, lay off the ti hate. We can't help it if our cars are lighter, better-handling, and more spacious than an E36 coupe... That being said, since their cheaper, you do see more riced out ti's... Oh well.

[M5Beast]

Yeah take that exhaust off and get ride of the M3 b/s lolol wtf?

eehhh I had something else to say, can't remember

[TheDarkSide]

I know a lot of you have it but let me say I hate non-oem windshield strips. They look tacky as **** to me :dunno: Especially like that one that covers 1/2 of the windshield. I am for OEM or entire windshield.

[kelso]

the tint? i havent gotten my car tinted but i will be getting that strip as dark as possible. it keeps the sun out of the eyes and i think it looks better that way. opinions.... i saw an suv with limo on the entire windshield. the driver was out the window like ace ventura...fag
edit: the one on that ti is frickin huge! mines going to be like half that size...

[TheDarkSide]

Nah, I will most likely do I light tint on the whole windshield. With my OEM fade away strip. TACKY! :spank:

[carguy101]

I didn't mean to sound like I was hatin on the ti's what I meant to say was at least it is a ti. Sorry to sound that way my bad... in fact I wouldn't mind ownin one:headbang:

[kelso]

nah its gus(sorry if thats the wrong name) and sean doin the hating. dont worry no harm done

[M5Beast]

Good eye, I didn't even see the stripe on that car

[RPM Photography]

:drama:

:lol:

[JCapelo]

Yeah, lay off the ti hate. We can't help it if our cars are lighter, better-handling, and more spacious than an E36 coupe... That being said, since their cheaper, you do see more riced out ti's... Oh well.

Put your money where your mouth is...;)

Auto X/sliding/drag......ill own you

Oh and Ti's are not more "SPACIOUS" inside or under the hood..or the trunk for the matter...

If you wanna go for be lighter ill have to bring the Mini out...:rofl:

No hate for the Ti...but dont say how they are so much better then the coupes:thumbu:

:thanks:

[kelso]

i like the coupes but i think the ti is more spacious... plus you can put the seats down and then you have tonssss of space. and under the hood theres like 10 miles of space but thats got nothing to do with the body style its the engine

[Variance]

Put your money where your mouth is...;)

Auto X/sliding/drag......ill own you

I would, if I actually had any confidence in my performance driving ability. So yes, you would own me.


Oh and Ti's are not more "SPACIOUS" inside or under the hood..or the trunk for the matter...

Actually, they are. The ti has 87 cubic feet of passenger volume, vs the coupe's 82. Also, the ti has 15 cubic feet of cargo space, vs the coupe's 9. Believe me, I was suprised when I read it, too.

[JCapelo]

are back seats fold down to...at least mine do

when it comes to pulling the motor out of a TI it aint fun......I did it 2 days ago and half of everything is stuck underneith the firewall..

I guess thats how they get the even weight distibution.

Eitherway Ti's are cool....Im not hating just like to put kenny in his place everyonce and a while...haha all fun and games..

Btw kelso im down to challange you in any of those things above as well

[kelso]

im a fairly reserved driver but decent, you would beat me in those categories though. although.... if you put 1 driver in both cars on racetrack( like the stig for example) the ti would have the faster time, considering its against another 318 coupe because the extra 50 horsepower is one hell of a lot of power...

the front ends are the same though so it shouldnt be any easier pulling hte motor from a coupe or sedan?

[Variance]

I think he's talking about the fct that the M44/M42 sits so far back in the engine bay. It should be the same way in a 318 sedan, consdering the front ends are pretty much the same.

[JonnyChimpO]

oh noeessss.

[TheDarkSide]

Kenny! What did I say about the ****ing cartwheels!? **** man, calm the **** down!

[JCapelo]

im a fairly reserved driver but decent, you would beat me in those categories though. although.... if you put 1 driver in both cars on racetrack( like the stig for example) the ti would have the faster time, considering its against another 318 coupe because the extra 50 horsepower is one hell of a lot of power...

the front ends are the same though so it shouldnt be any easier pulling hte motor from a coupe or sedan?



wrong.....tis are harder to get out :cheers:

:thanks:

[JCapelo]

I think he's talking about the fct that the M44/M42 sits so far back in the engine bay. It should be the same way in a 318 sedan, consdering the front ends are pretty much the same.


yes it sits back further....and no the 318 sedan is not the same, it doesnt sit as far back:nono:

[Variance]

Hm... Interesting.

[SlickShift]

:popcorn:

[AlpineE30]

Yeah the E30 (325is) is lighter, more spacious (GIANT trunk), has more power than a ti, and yeah it's way better in general cause it's old Skool!!! haha yeah if I paid $150/each for tires I would own most of you (except E36 M3) at everything.... but that's just my two cents.

[JCapelo]

Yeah the E30 (325is) is lighter, more spacious (GIANT trunk), has more power than a ti, and yeah it's way better in general cause it's old Skool!!! haha yeah if I paid $150/each for tires I would own most of you (except E36 M3) at everything.... but that's just my two cents.


:dunno:

tires....hmm ok wanna have a sliding compition?? Ill drag race you as well..

[AlpineE30]

:dunno:

tires....hmm ok wanna have a sliding compition?? Ill drag race you as well..

my car doesn't like to slide (short ass wheelbase), and ok I will drag race you... and when I stay right next to you the whole time we will know my car out performs yours for sure. and wtf what happend to your E30 pride?!?! they are the originals man...

[TheDarkSide]

:werd:

[Pimpsolo]

:werd:

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4073/wordicon8mk.jpg

[TheDarkSide]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4073/wordicon8mk.jpg

:highfive: